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Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?

Asked By: JOHNE5 2 hours ago
Category: Miscellaneous

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I prefer being early.
Answer By: WHITESUNSHINE87 11 minutes ago

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Would you rather have a flying carpet or a car that can drive underwater?

Asked By: JOHNE5 6 hours ago
Category: Miscellaneous

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The car.It would be more useful.
Answer By: WHITESUNSHINE87 3 minutes ago

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Would you rather be an amazing painter or a brilliant mathematician?

Asked By: JOHNE5 6 hours ago
Category: Miscellaneous

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I am bad at both:)
Answer By: WHITESUNSHINE87 2 minutes ago

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Getting heavier was not my original health plan. It was a pure and clear snaccident...

Asked By: CONNIFER 13 hours ago
Category: Miscellaneous

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You have a sick mind.....but very funny!!!
Answer By: HERTOY 6 hours ago

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Does deciding to become a vegetarian a big missed steak?

Asked By: CONNIFER 13 hours ago
Category: Humorous

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you will for sure miss out on steak!
Answer By: RELATETOTHAT 6 hours ago

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What should you never do whilst carrying a baby in your arms?

Asked By: PENNYNOODLES 22 hours ago
Category: Humorous

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Cook.
Answer By: WHITESUNSHINE87 1 minute ago

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Do you have an embarrassing exercise story? Please share....

Asked By: PENNYNOODLES 22 hours ago
Category: Humorous

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I had just gotten out of high school, I was married, taking the pill and had begun to put on a bit of weight, so I looked for a gym to attend. I walked in and I was the only woman in the place, which ...
Answer By: ROLLE2323 15 hours ago

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What are the contents of the boot/trunk of your car?

Asked By: PENNYNOODLES 22 hours ago
Category: Miscellaneous

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The usual - spare tire, jack, lug wrench, assorted tools, motor oil, brake fluid, spam, van de Graaff generator, half wheel of Stilton...
Answer By: SCIGUY18 6 hours ago

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What's still going strong?

Asked By: PENNYNOODLES 22 hours ago
Category: Miscellaneous

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Stupidity. :(
Answer By: ROLLE2323 15 hours ago

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What do you still do, the old fashioned way?

Asked By: PENNYNOODLES 22 hours ago
Category: Miscellaneous

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Mop floors with a bucket & a "string" mop.
Answer By: RUMBLINGBROOK 18 minutes ago

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What was the last thing that you had delivered?

Asked By: PENNYNOODLES 22 hours ago
Category: Miscellaneous

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Pointe shoes...
Answer By: SCIGUY18 6 hours ago

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Name something that gets passed around.

Asked By: SCIGUY18 1 day ago
Category: Miscellaneous

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A birthday card for a co-worker. :)
Answer By: ROLLE2323 15 hours ago

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Did you know they won't be making yard sticks any longer?

Asked By: CONNIFER 1 day ago
Category: Humorous

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Give them an inch and they'll take a mile. Sometimes I feel that they will never measure up. :)
Answer By: ROLLE2323 16 hours ago

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Did you know the best floor exercise gymnasts come from Palm Springs?

Asked By: CONNIFER 1 day ago
Category: Humorous

Most Recent Answer

That's quite a stretch. :) We may have to take a hand stand over that one. :)
Answer By: ROLLE2323 16 hours ago

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Have you ever felt so old you can remember when the Dead Sea was just ill?

Asked By: CONNIFER 1 day ago
Category: Miscellaneous

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LOLOL!!!
Answer By: ROLLE2323 16 hours ago

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Is it possible not to expect nothing in return?

Asked By: WHITESUNSHINE87 2 days ago
Category: Miscellaneous

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Quoth the boomerang...
Answer By: CONNIFER 1 day ago

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Why shouldn't we fear perfection?

Asked By: WHITESUNSHINE87 2 days ago
Category: Humorous

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Because we will never achieve it. "Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it" - Salvador Dali
Answer By: SCIGUY18 1 day ago

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Do you think friendship should be taught?

Asked By: WHITESUNSHINE87 2 days ago
Category: Friends & Family

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Tolerance can be modelled to a child and they learn to be tolerant. Friendship requires a certain level of tolerance, even if it is just a difference of opinion.
Answer By: PENNYNOODLES 1 day ago

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Would you go out with a rude person even if it benefits you?

Asked By: WHITESUNSHINE87 2 days ago
Category: Miscellaneous

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No.
Answer By: PENNYNOODLES 1 day ago

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What do you want to escape from?

Asked By: WHITESUNSHINE87 2 days ago
Category: Humorous

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The monotony that life can sometimes bring.
Answer By: PENNYNOODLES 1 day ago

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Why is everyone so enthralled in looking directly at the sun during eclipse? Enjoy the dusk without frying your optic nerves

Asked By: CONNIFER 2 days ago
Category: Friends & Family

Most Recent Answer

I've seen eclipses on television, and I've seen a solar eclipse....and if you've seen one you've seen them all.
Answer By: ROLLE2323 2 days ago

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Night night sleep tight

Asked By: DLRANNIE 2 days ago
Category: Friends & Family

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1 a.m. here...hope you are sleeping soundly. I am going in soon.
Answer By: ROLLE2323 2 days ago

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If your death is going to be an irony one how'd you reckon it'll happen? (cosmic joker)

Asked By: BROTHER89 2 days ago
Category: Friends & Family

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Hmmm....I will probably did from starvation....because I love cooking and I am already unable to eat most of the things I used to love. :(
Answer By: ROLLE2323 2 days ago

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If a guy kisses a girl in back of the gym for several hours says, "You know, this isn't working out," will she think him a dumbbell?

Asked By: CONNIFER 2 days ago
Category: Humorous

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I am sure she would try to work things out. Maybe a little floor ex, some squats, some push ups....:)
Answer By: ROLLE2323 2 days ago

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If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

Asked By: CONNIFER 2 days ago
Category: Humorous

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It would have a wind-o stem on top, and it would be delicious. :)
Answer By: ROLLE2323 2 days ago

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Why do we seek outside what is already inside us?

Asked By: WHITESUNSHINE87 2 days ago
Category: Miscellaneous

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Can't see the forest for the trees, and can 't see God if He is already inside you, sitting behind your eyes. :)
Answer By: ROLLE2323 2 days ago

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Can you really hear the 'sound of silence' ?

Asked By: YRRAL32 2 days ago
Category: Miscellaneous

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Yes.I really like it.
Answer By: WHITESUNSHINE87 2 days ago

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What would have happened in your country with your health system?

Asked By: ABSTRACTION 3 days ago
Category: Health & Wellness

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I would go to a private hospital and there would be a huge bill.
Answer By: WHITESUNSHINE87 2 days ago

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Potatoes are carnivorous. True or False?

Asked By: ROLLE2323 3 days ago
Category: Friends & Family

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Oh no.Scary :)
Answer By: WHITESUNSHINE87 2 days ago

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OH NO! PennyNoodle and dlrannie are in a deathtrap you can only save one... who's it gonna be, son?

Asked By: BROTHER89 3 days ago
Category: Friends & Family

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I'd save Dlrannie as she is the youngest.
Answer By: PENNYNOODLES 22 hours ago

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Where does Connifer get all these great jokes n puns from?

Asked By: BROTHER89 3 days ago
Category: Friends & Family

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From a seriously demented mind, of course
Answer By: ALPINE64 3 days ago

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I put up an electric fence around my property this weekend. Guess what? My neighbor is dead against it.

Asked By: CONNIFER 3 days ago
Category: Humorous

Most Recent Answer

Oh Dear....LOL!!!
Answer By: ROLLE2323 3 days ago

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Why would I have a dream about a bar where the only clientele are huge crows? I wanted to ask this crow bar tender why but I didn't wanna pry...

Asked By: CONNIFER 3 days ago
Category: Humorous

Most Recent Answer

Atleast they are not cawnvicts:)
Answer By: WHITESUNSHINE87 2 days ago

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Under what circumstances would you forgive someone unconditionally?

Asked By: WHITESUNSHINE87 4 days ago
Category: Friends & Family

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Yes. But I love intelligently. If they demonstrate that they are (dishonest, untrustworthy, etc) then I take note. I love them, but trust is earned. I don't make a big deal of it, just take note who...
Answer By: ABSTRACTION 3 days ago

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Wedding....................... (fill in blank)

Asked By: PENNYNOODLES 4 days ago
Category: Miscellaneous

Most Recent Answer

night (wink wink, nudge, nudge)
Answer By: SCIGUY18 3 days ago

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Tell us something that rises...... :O)

Asked By: PENNYNOODLES 4 days ago
Category: Miscellaneous

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A hot air balloon
Answer By: SCIGUY18 3 days ago

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What should we ban?

Asked By: PENNYNOODLES 4 days ago
Category: Miscellaneous

Most Recent Answer

I have an answer, but I don't want to get into trouble...
Answer By: SCIGUY18 3 days ago

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Why is it so difficult to be a good human being?

Asked By: WHITESUNSHINE87 4 days ago
Category: Friends & Family

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I think it's all about love.. You work for yourself because you love yourself. You work and are good to your dear ones because you love them. When you start loving a person you become good to them. Wh...
Answer By: ABCDEF7 3 days ago

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Is it true cows have hooves instead of feet because they lactose? (Let the puns grow on the bovine)

Asked By: CONNIFER 4 days ago
Category: Humorous

Most Recent Answer

ha! Do you have udder jokes about cows? I think 5% of the world like this next (un?)joke. I'm in the 5%. What's the difference between a cow and a horse? They both go moo, except for the horse.
Answer By: ABSTRACTION 3 days ago

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What if you see a ghost?

Asked By: WHITESUNSHINE87 5 days ago
Category: Humorous

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I will be curious to ask about their life.
Answer By: ABCDEF7 3 days ago

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