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Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? (No googling this time, Rolle!)

asked by VALENTINE on December 07, 2017

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No elf esteem
by DISGUISED 7 days ago
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Last Reply by DISGUISED 6 days ago

That's two you've got right Mr D. Not been googling have we...? ;)

Nope......youve just found my level of humour...lol

Omgosh...how am I supposed to know without cheating? LOLOL!!! Okay...Rolle's lame answer:

He was depressed because he ran out of coal for the stockings and they had to start using reindeer poop. :)
by ROLLE2323 7 days ago
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Last Reply by VALENTINE 7 days ago

Not bad I guess. But (you will not be surprised to hear) - quite wrong!! :)))

His girlfriend Holly was hung over (the tree)
by CONNIFER 7 days ago
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Last Reply by VALENTINE 7 days ago

Actually better than the correct answer. Far less corny.

His sack was too heavy?
by PENNYNOODLES 7 days ago
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because he missed the sleigh and had to walk......
by YRRAL32 7 days ago
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