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Never, ever try and get an elephant to ..............

asked by PENNYNOODLES on June 18, 2017

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...paint his toe nails :)
by VALENTINE 5 days ago
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Last Reply by VALENTINE 4 days ago

I was educating a little lad (5 years old) about the fact that ants paint their toenails.... he just gave me that wonderful, roll your eyes look as if he didn't believe me!

'Educating a little lad that ants paint their toenails red'...

I can seen him in 13 years, troubled, on SW, pouring his heart out that 'there was this lady Noodley teacher', who tried to convince him that ants painted their toenails red, scarred for life... ;)

Join the trapeze act at the circus.....or walk the high wire.
by COLLEENOHARA1 5 days ago
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Last Reply by PENNYNOODLES 4 days ago

And if you do, then make sure you stand well back.

Pick his trunk nose
by CONNIFER 5 days ago
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Last Reply by CONNIFER 4 days ago

or make a trunk call?

Long distance on the mouse circuit

play dogpile
by YRRAL32 5 days ago
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Last Reply by PENNYNOODLES 4 days ago

Yikes.

Use a litter box. :)
by ROLLE2323 5 days ago
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Last Reply by ROLLE2323 4 days ago

ha ha ha ha.....imagine the size of THAT!

LOLOL!!!

Tap Dance
by BOWMAN81 4 days ago
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Last Reply by PENNYNOODLES 4 days ago

I don't think the taps are heavy duty enough :O)

Tickle the ivories. ...
by DISGUISED 4 days ago
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Last Reply by PENNYNOODLES 3 days ago

I don't think it would be a delicate sound.

wear a romper...
by SCIGUY18 4 days ago
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Last Reply by PENNYNOODLES 3 days ago

Not even the baby ones? What would they wear to bed then?

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