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Never, ever try and get an elephant to ..............

asked by PENNYNOODLES on June 18, 2017

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...paint his toe nails :)
by VALENTINE 06/18/2017 5:54 PM
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Last Reply by VALENTINE 06/19/2017 3:04 PM

I was educating a little lad (5 years old) about the fact that ants paint their toenails.... he just gave me that wonderful, roll your eyes look as if he didn't believe me!

'Educating a little lad that ants paint their toenails red'...

I can seen him in 13 years, troubled, on SW, pouring his heart out that 'there was this lady Noodley teacher', who tried to convince him that ants painted their toenails red, scarred for life... ;)

Join the trapeze act at the circus.....or walk the high wire.
by COLLEENOHARA1 06/18/2017 8:09 PM
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Last Reply by PENNYNOODLES 06/19/2017 2:03 PM

And if you do, then make sure you stand well back.

Pick his trunk nose
by CONNIFER 06/18/2017 8:50 PM
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Last Reply by CONNIFER 06/19/2017 3:44 PM

or make a trunk call?

Long distance on the mouse circuit

play dogpile
by YRRAL32 06/18/2017 10:41 PM
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Last Reply by PENNYNOODLES 06/19/2017 2:04 PM

Yikes.

Use a litter box. :)
by ROLLE2323 06/19/2017 12:45 AM
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Last Reply by ROLLE2323 06/19/2017 3:27 PM

ha ha ha ha.....imagine the size of THAT!

LOLOL!!!

Tap Dance
by BOWMAN81 06/19/2017 7:29 AM
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Last Reply by PENNYNOODLES 06/19/2017 2:04 PM

I don't think the taps are heavy duty enough :O)

Tickle the ivories. ...
by DISGUISED 06/19/2017 4:44 PM
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Last Reply by PENNYNOODLES 06/20/2017 11:59 AM

I don't think it would be a delicate sound.

wear a romper...
by SCIGUY18 06/19/2017 4:47 PM
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Last Reply by PENNYNOODLES 06/20/2017 12:00 PM

Not even the baby ones? What would they wear to bed then?

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